"christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. we start drinking early and while everyone else is seeing only one santa claus, we'll be seeing six or seven."
Reminds me of when I was little and started to question how Santa could be in so many department stores, ringing bells on street corners, and hosting Christmas breakfasts all over the city at the same time. But I also realized that it was to my advantage to go on "believing" so decided that they were all just stand-ins for the real guy who would fly around the world in his sleigh when push came to shove on Christmas Eve.
OMG, I am in STICHES over this--you totally ROCK, woman!
ReplyDeleteFabulous...and a very Merry Christmas to you my friend!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!
ReplyDeleteMerry Xmas to you Beth!
(Several Santa, several presents (gifts)! :D)
Reminds me of when I was little and started to question how Santa could be in so many department stores, ringing bells on street corners, and hosting Christmas breakfasts all over the city at the same time. But I also realized that it was to my advantage to go on "believing" so decided that they were all just stand-ins for the real guy who would fly around the world in his sleigh when push came to shove on Christmas Eve.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Beth. Thanks for sharing your talent with us this year!
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